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HOST THE MOST



          Host 1- Tic-Tac Tic-Tac (Holding and looking at  a pack   Host 1-Any guesses!? Need a hint? Well, she is her
                of tic tac candy)                                    favourite!
          Host 2- Oh! Tic-Tac! Are we here to have Tic-Tacs?  Host 2- Yes, it’s Sareena Kapoor!!
          Host- 1- No! We are here to celebrate TAC that is the   Host 1- Give a huge round of applause!!
                Trollywood Award Ceremony!                    Host 2- (starts slow clapping)
          Host 2-  So, What’s our Tic tac, I mean…tactic to host   Host 1- Ah! Such a miser! Atleast clap properly! We
                this event?                                          are live right now!
          Host 1- hmm, Our tactic is to engage our lovely     Host 2- Not really. There are so many miserly actors in
                audience with tittle tattle and make their           Trollywood. So, the next category is ‘The Most
                evening fun filled and memorable. So,                Miserly Actor Award’!
                Anaisha and…                                  Host1- If you were an actor, you would’ve definitely
          Host 2- Dhritima, welcome you all to this virtual award    won it! But our dear audiences have voted for
                ceremony where we give awards to celebrities         Parukh Khan!
                you have voted for different categories.      Host 2- Yaay! He is my favourite!
          Host 1- So let’s begin this exciting of trolls awards   (Applause)
                ceremony! It goes without saying that the
                winning celebs will get their awards shipped   Host 1- Oh! We are almost out of time! So without
                to their home safely!                                further ado, let’s move on to the last category!
          Host 2- Ah! I don’t feel like starting!                    ‘The Late Comer Award’! The one who always
                                                                     arrives late on the sets.
          Host 1- Hurry up! We don’t have all day…you know,   Host 2- It’s none other than Balvaan Khan! Nobody
                laziness is the mother of all bad habits.            can beat him in this category. Well, he is quite
          Host 2- Yes! But ultimately, she is a mother and we        tardy!
                should respect her! So with due respect, let’s   Host 1- Hopefully, not as much as you! You reached
                announce the first category: ‘The Laziest            the set two hours late today!
                Celebrity Award’
          Host 1- This award goes to.….the one and only       Host 2- Oops- Let’s not talk about that…
                SanbirKapoor!!!                               Host 1- Hmm…
          Host 2- Wow!! Please give a big round of applause!   (Applause)
          Host 2- He is so awesome! He would be lucky to have   Host 1 Thank you so much everyone for being a part
                a friend like me!                                    of the annual Trollywood Awards Ceremony!
          Host 1- Yes, yes, yes…You are too self-obsessed!    Host 2- We will meet you all next year. Till then stay at
                                                                     home and stay safe! Good night!
          Host 2- With that, let’s move on to the next category
                which is…’The Most Self-obsessed Celebrity    Anaisha Sahni  and Dhritima Deka
                Award’!
                                                              6D                      5D

               THE COOLEST THINg I HAVE SEEN IN AN


               ART gALLERY


          Many kinds of paintings are on display in the       However, it gradually dawned on me that it was
          National Gallery of Modern Art in Delhi. The        more complicated than what was visible to the eye.
          museum walls display the works of many renowned     I think what makes the world go round is the spirit
          artists from several countries.                     of enquiry. I went back home but even today I think
          One painting that caught my eye had just a black    of the painting and questions start popping in my
          question mark painted on white canvas. I stopped    mind.
          in my tracks when my eyes fell on it. I thought that it
          was too simple a thing to find space in the museum.   Raimma Jain
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